Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Greece (Eurotrip_2012)


Once our plane landed in Athens we took the metro into the center of the city to our hostel, being diverted from the subway stop underneath Parliament due to the protests and riots occurring there in response to the economic condition of the country. Once we got checked in we met this guy named Rene’ from Spain who we were sharing a room with and since he had already been in Athens for a few days he recommended a local restaurant called Smile to us, which turned out to be amazing. We each got a Greek Salad, which was completely incomparable to the ones I’ve had in the states, I got a lamb gyro, a glass of Greek wine, and we split some Greek Doughnuts, all for eight bucks. Plus we met the lady that owns the place with her husband, named Connie, who was born in Greece but grew up in Chicago and on a visit to Greece twenty years ago unexpectedly fell for a man and decided to move here and marry him. We talked about the economic failure that Greece is currently experiencing and all of the political activity around it until Margot and I were the only patrons left in the restaurant and they were closing down. After saying good-by to Connie twice, since she called us back to the restaurant after Margot accidentally tried to pay her with Turkish Lira, we went straight to bed.

On the morning of Monday November 12th we woke up and got some pork and chicken gyros for breakfast at this little shop down the street from the Acropolis. From there we walked up the Street of the Tripods, one of three main streets that existed in ancient Greece, and arrived at the Theatre of Dionysus Eleuthereus. The performances associated with the festivals of Dionysus were held at the Athenian agora until the stands collapsed in the 6th century B.C. and forced the performances to be moved to the south slope of the Acropolis. During the 5th century B.C. construction began on the open air theatre here. Eventually the stands of the theatre expanded all the way up to the base of the Acropolis and the entire theatre was made of marble. The remains of the theatre were pretty amazing and I was surprised to find that we were actually allowed to walk around on them and take a seat in the marble stands. Down by the stage many of the seats became elaborate pieces of marble with designs or names carved into them, signifying the owner of that seat. After wandering through an abundant variety of ancient Greek sculptures and the remnants of marble buildings while taking in incredible views of Athens’ outrageous urban sprawl, we came upon the Odeon of Herodes Atticus a couple hundred yards away from the Theatre of Dionysus on the southern slope of the Acropolis. The gorgeous theatre was built in 161 AD by the Athenian magnate Herodes Atticus in memory of his wife, Aspasia Annia Regilla. The three-story stone front wall was still standing, or rather its renovated and restored version was, but the wooden roof made from cedar of Lebanon timber was no longer shielding the amphitheater’s 5,000 possible occupants from the bright sun.

From the Odeon of Herodes Atticus we finally began our hike up the side of the Acropolis and arrived at the entrance to this architectural marvel, the Propylaea. Constructed in the 5th century B.C. this marble entrance to the Acropolis was not built to act as a fortress gate, yet the Athenians still used the entrance to keep out the ritually unclean, runaway slaves seeking the protection of the gods, and anyone who would be a threat to the states Treasury, which was protected on top of the Acropolis. I thought it was also interesting to note that many gates, such as the Brandenburg Gate that I saw in Berlin, were designed based on the Propylaea in Athens. After passing through the Propylaea our eyes finally rested upon the amazing Parthenon, the Old Temple of Athena, and the Erechtheum. The Parthenon looked even more majestic than I had anticipated. Even though a large portion of the building was destroyed or under reconstruction the building still took my breath away. The colossal size of the building was amazing and I couldn’t imagine seeing it back in its hay day. Wandering around the building admiring the reliefs, sculptures and designs all over the building I forgot all about the amazing view of the city behind me and didn’t want to move on. Finally I became content with the time I got to spend with the amazing structure, moving on to see the Erechtheum, which is where Athena and Poseidon faced off in order to win the duty as protector of the Athenian territory. Poseidon struck a rock with his trident and a salt water spring appeared, but then Athena struck the ground and the world’s first olive tree sprang up, which the Athenians preferred over the salt water spring, declaring Athena as victor.

After coming back down from the Acropolis we walked over to Parliament and saw the weirdest changing of the guards of the trip, every three steps the guards stop and sweep their feet on the ground like a bull does before it charges, which meant that it took them a good ten minutes just to walk up to greet the guards that they were replacing. Then a sergeant comes over and as the new guards stand straight as a whistle he adjusts the uniforms that they just messed up by trying to dig a hole in the ground with their feet, making sure that they look good and classy. In addition, I’m pretty sure that American cinema used hand-me-downs from the Greek army in order to clothe the elves portrayed in our movies because they look exactly identical. However, I got my picture taken with one of the Greek guards and he was definitely not an elf, I felt like I was standing next to a statue because the dude towered so far over me I was completely engulfed by his shadow. After getting my picture taken with the giant Greek elf guard we walked through the National Garden of Athens, which is a park full of foreign plants that made me feel like I was in a tropical paradise, popping out of the Garden by the ancient Greek Panathenaic Stadium. A day earlier the Athens Marathon had actually finished right at that very stadium.

After hoofing our way back across the city to our hostel we hung out with Rene’ for a while before grabbing dinner at a nearby restaurant called To Katie Allo. Although I found the food to be mediocre we got to enjoy the owner jam out with all of his Greek friends in a corner of the restaurant. And when I say, ‘jam out,’ that’s a very loose term, for they weren’t really jamming but making soft, delicate and beautiful Greek music. It was an awesome and very tranquil experience. They also amazed me by sucking down cigarettes like it was their day job in between or sometimes even while they were playing their instruments. The really friendly guy who served us when we came into the restaurant had mastered the art of holding a cigarette while playing a bouzouki and had a beautiful voice to match. After sitting there enjoying the music for an hour after they had cleared our table we decided it was time to go on home and get some rest.

On Tuesday we woke up and went to see the Arch of Hadrian and nearby Temple of Zeus. The Arch of Hadrian was part of a road spanning from the Temple of Zeus to important state buildings on the eastern side of town when it was constructed in ancient times and displays one inscription on each side of the arch. The inscription facing the Temple of Zeus reads; “This is Athens, the ancient city of Theseus,” while the other side reads, “This is the city of Hadrian, and not of Theseus.” The inscription meant that the ancient Roman Emperor Hadrian was the founder of the modern and thriving Athens, while the mythical founder-god Theseus was credited with the original founding of the city. In other words, the city of Athens used to be a product of the god Theseus but was now the sole-product of Emperor Hadrian. Although the Temple of Zeus has mostly been reduced to rubble, leaving only a fallen column on one side while the opposite corner displays a small section of the amazing building still intact, when you walk up close to its base you start to understand the glory that the Temple of Zeus was when construction finished in 456 B.C. The fallen column on the ground extends the entire width of where the building once stood and its diameter must have been at least ten feet. I wish I could have been around to see the enormous structure before it was destroyed in 426. We also walked all the way around the Acropolis and found our way through the Agora to the Temple of Hephaestus. Resting on a hill looking over the Agora of Athens (Forum of Athens), the beautiful marble building constructed in the 5th century B.C. is somehow still mostly intact. The building, which was initially named Temple of Theseus on the false assumption that the Athenian hero’s remains were buried under the temple, became known as the Temple of Hephaestus when inscriptions within the temple attributed the remains instead to the Greek god Hephaestus.

After walking around the Temple of Hephaestus admiring the 2,400 year old reliefs and engravings we went to catch the bus to the Cape of Sounio, waiting over an hour for the insanely late bus to finally show up. The two hour ride out there went by in a flash as the coastal road that we were on gave us an amazing view of the sea and all of the Athenians swimming in it. We arrived to the Temple of Poseidon just in time to admire it’s splendor under the setting sun. The skeleton of the temple is all that remains but it is still an amazing spectacle, especially when highlighted by the pink and red colors of the sun setting over the Aegean Sea, which rests at the base of the cliff which the temple is perched upon.  The body of water actually acquired the name Aegean Sea when Aegeus, king of Athens, leapt to his death off of this very cliff ledge. The legend goes that every year Athenians were forced to send seven men and seven women to King Minos of Crete as tribute, whom he would place inside a labyrinth containing a Minotaur, half man and half bull. Aegeus’ son Theseus had volunteered as a tribute and thus went to Crete to fight the Minotaur. He had agreed with his father that if he defeated the monster he would sail a white flag upon his return to Athens unlike the customary black flag. However, after successfully defeating the Minotaur he forgot to bring with him a white sail and was thus forced to hoist up the black one. Aegeus, anxiously awaiting his sons return spotted the black sail from the Cape of Sounio and overcome with despair plummeted to his death on the ocean covered rocks lying below.  We met our friend Rene’ out at the temple and after wandering around the cliff’s edge gazing out over the sea and gawking up at the amazing Temple we wandered down to wait for the bus to come pick us back up. We then began the two hour bus ride back into Athens.

Once we got back into the city the three of us decided to go see Skyfall at the cinema and asked our friend Emanuel, also staying in our room, if he wanted to come with us as well. So the four of us embarked on a two kilometer walk out to the theatre and saw Skyfall in Athens. During our venture down a main street in Athens I couldn’t help but take notice of the insane amount of motorcycles and scooters zooming past us. There were so many bikes in Athens that I think they might actually out-number the cars two to one, which is something I’ve never encountered before and honestly is the one thing that I didn’t like about the city. First of all, the bikes are so loud that whenever they drive by you can’t even think let alone have a conversation with the person standing right next to you. And since they are ALWAYS driving by, having a conversation on the street is a hopeless effort. Secondly, this crazy thing happens every time a stop light turns red in Athens that I’ve termed the ‘W Wave2’ effect. The first time I ever ran the Boulder Bolder I was a scrawny little kid that had never ran a timed race before and thus they placed me all the way back in Wave W. But I was a determined little shit and so as my wave approached the start line I wiggled my way all the way up to the front of the wave and when they shot the start gun I just took off, leaving my entire wave walking in my dust. On a much larger scale, this is what happens at every stop light in Athens. Every motorcycle slowly maneuvers its way to the front of the pack and when that light turns green a huge pack of fifty motorcycles screeches into motion, leaving all of the cars rolling in their dust. This means that the cars have to wait like thirty seconds after a light has turned green for all of the bikes to clear out so that they can finally kick themselves into motion without knocking someone’s bike out from under them. This seems completely illogical to me but we did manage to effectively navigate our way through the motorcycle crammed city to see Skyfall and on our way back stopped for a 1 AM dinner, meeting two Canadians who had stayed in our room just before us and thus knew Emanuel, before going back to the hostel and collapsing into our beds.

The following morning we went to the Acropolis museum with Rene’, where all of the original sculptures and stones from the Acropolis that had been replaced by copies were being stored on display. The next few hours served as a Greek history lesson via art. I learned that in the 14th century B.C. the native Greeks carved these stone boxes which new couples would put a silver coin inside in order to bring good luck and faith to their marriage. I learned that after a very prosperous 10th century B.C. the area near the Acropolis experienced widespread poverty and grief over the next three centuries. During the 8th century B.C. the area began to prosper again and the ancient Olympics began in 1764 B.C. During the Archaic period, 800-400 B.C., they became affixed to carving these really intriguing Kore sculptures. The sculptures are mostly of women, although they also have a different, much less popular variation, which is of a man. The Kore sculptures supposedly played a key role in the invention of the severe art style, depicting women whose clothes were so tight that they made visible the outlines and curves of the body underneath, while simultaneously depicting the body in motion. Instead of simply standing still and posing the women would usually be holding up her skirt and taking a small step forward, this of course would show you that the statue was in motion, albeit a small and slight movement.

After learning of the Kore I moved on to learn about the birth of the Greek democracy, maybe the first true democracy in human history. The foundation was laid out by Solon around 550 B.C. when he enacted Solon’s Reforms. After creating the democracy it was declared that these reforms would stay in place for at least the next ten years, allowing Solon to leave the city and watch it prosper from a distance. However, four years after he left the city of Athens the democracy was falling apart, people in political positions began to deny resignation when their terms were due and some unappealing positions were never filled. The democracy eventually fell to a tyrant and Solon returned to Athens to declare that the Athenians were cowardly and stupid for allowing this to happen. Around 500 B.C. Cleisthenes came to power as the son of a tyrant, however even though he was a man of wealth and power he sympathized with the poor and helpless, establishing a new democracy. In 462 B.C. Ephialtes perpetuated the democracy that Cleisthenes had established.

Moving forward in time I admired a marble statue of the goddess Athena, learning this awesome story of Enkelados, who was a giant raging war upon the Greek Gods. According to the myth, he was one of the first giants to attack Greece and the goddess Athena took it upon herself to go take care of him. Sometime during the fight that ensued Athena threw the island of Sicily at him. He was eventually defeated by Athena and the island of Sicily had been created in the process.

Finally, I began to learn about the Parthenon and its tragic history. The first Parthenon was destroyed by the Persians in 480 B.C. and the Athenians delayed rebuilding another Parthenon for many years because they wanted to leave the ruins atop the Acropolis as a reminder of what those damn Persians had done to them. However, in 447 B.C. they changed their mind and the construction of the modern Parthenon began. It only took an astonishing nine years to construct the massive structure situated atop the Acropolis. In the 5th century A.D. when religion invaded Greece the Parthenon was converted into a Christian Church dedicated to the Virgin Mary and after the Ottoman conquest of Greece in the 1400’s the Parthenon was turned into a Mosque. The Ottomans began using the Parthenon as a store room for ammunition and gun powder as well as a place to protect locals when the Venetians laid siege upon Athens and the Acropolis. During this siege, on September 26th, 1687, a Venetian canon ball hit the Parthenon, igniting the gun powder and effectively blowing up the ancient 2,000 year old structure, killing hundreds of people and destroying the majority of the building. The remains of the building were left relatively untouched until in 1786 the 7th Earl of Elgin came and tore half of the sculptures off the building to take home to Britain with him, as well as one of the columns of the building. These portions of the Parthenon are on display at the British Museum to this day, which is a source of constant irritation between the Greeks and the Brits.

The artistic architecture of the building is quite fascinating though. There are ninety-two metopes around the building, which are reliefs, and each side of the Parthenon depicts a story via these metopes. The east side depicts the battle between the Gods and Giants, the west side depicts the battle between the Athenians and the Amazon Women, the north side depicts the sack of Troy, and the south side depicts the battle between the Lapiths (a Greek tribe) and the Centaurs. According to this myth, the Lapiths invited the Centaurs to one of their weddings. However, after the reception the centaurs had become quite drunk and started walking off with all of the Lapith women. This obviously upset the Lapith men who understandably began a battle with those damn drunk Centaurs, the outcome of which is unknown. Just above the metopes is the frieze, a continuous relief depicting the Panathenaic Procession, which occurred every year to honor the goddess Athena. The frieze depicts literally hundreds of people leading goats, cows, pigs, etc. into Athens in order to be sacrificed in the name of Athena.  

And lastly, there are the two pediments, which are the two triangular portions above the east and west entryways. The East Pediment depicts the birth of Athena, the daughter of Zeus. It is said that Zeus was experiencing an awful headache and asked Hephaestus to bludgeon him with his forging hammer (seems logical), which Hephaestus obliged to do (what a good friend). Upon striking Zeus, his head split open and out jumped Athena fully clad in armor. The West Pediment depicts the contest between Athena and Poseidon to become the patron of the city. This is where Poseidon created the salt water spring and Athena the olive tree. Athena obviously won, who wants a little salt water spring when the entire Mediterranean Sea is right there? 

After visiting the Acropolis museum we took the metro into the sketchy part of town, Ammonia, grabbed a taxi cab to the sketchy bus station and then hopped on a bus to the beautiful city of Nafplio. After getting directions from a man who grew up in Greece but had since moved to Montreal, we arrived at our hotel and were welcomed by the nicest lady in the world named Leah. Once we got acquainted and Leah showed us our room she pointed us in the direction of a nice restaurant. After sitting down at Amalora and glancing at the menus we thought we were ready to order, however when Margot attempted to order her dish the waiter simply replied with, “No.” To which Margot replied, “Oh, you’re not serving the dish? Let me look for something else then.” “… No,” was his reply. After awkwardly looking at the menu for a while he finally got fed up with Margot and said, “Who told you to come to this restaurant? This is a Greek restaurant. You do not order off the menus. Nobody uses menus in Greece! You ask me what to eat and I will tell you.” To which Margot calmly replied, “Okay, what would you recommend?” Pointing at Margot, “You will have the pork with walnut sauce; and you,” pointing at me, “will have the pork with mustard sauce.” “Oh, okay then,” I replied. “Could we please also have a liter of your house red wine?” “No, you will have a half liter and we will see from there.” Feeling completely man handled I watched him walk away from our table before exchanging looks with Margot. The food was delicious, the wine was mediocre, and the price was steep, but the experience was priceless.

On Thursday the 15th, we got up and walked around the city a bit, exploring the harbor and admiring the huge castle sitting atop the giant hill on the west side of town. After circling the tiny town we grabbed a quick breakfast from a bakery before grabbing a bus to Mycenae’s, with a bus transition in Argo. During the bus ride out to Mycenae we met this Canadian girl named Liz (Elizabeth) who just so happened to be staying at the same hotel as us. So when we got to Mycenae we decided to join forces and check out the ancient fortress/palace together, in fact we were one of maybe five people at the fortress so joining forces may have been inevitable. Mycenae is one of the oldest sources of visible civilization in Greece and contains the oldest reliefs in the world, which are in the form of two lions who are on top of the Lion Gate, the entrance to the city. We walked around, checked out a grave circle, and sat down admiring the maze of fortress walls and the beautiful landscape that was laid out beyond it. After enjoying the view for a while we found the underground cistern and I somehow talked the girls into following me down the pitch black staircase using only the faint red light that my camera emitted right before sending off the flash. After wandering around the fortress and checking out the foundation where the two thousand year old palace used to stand, we took the bus back into Nafplio and grabbed lunch at a place nearby. We had an appetizer called 999 stairs, symbolic of the 999 stairs that lead up to the cities castle, but also coincidentally this happened to be the 99th day of Margot and I’s trip. After lunch with Liz we did some blog work and relaxed a while before going out to dinner with Liz to this restaurant that was right next to our hotel and turned out to be really good and cheap. It was this small family owned restaurant and the father, who was this huge but very friendly man, served us our food, giving us a free dessert of sliced apples sprinkled with cinnamon, which is a traditional post-dinner snack in this part of Greece.


On the 16th we woke up early, met Liz, and climbed the 999 stairs (that turned out to be just 925 stairs) to the top of the Palamidi Castle in Nafplio. I learned later that when the steps inside the castle are included then it’s actually more than 1,000 steps to reach the top of the castle, which still doesn’t explain why the Nafplians claim that it’s 999, but all I can say is that it was a lot of damn stairs and I was exhausted when I reached the top and began learning about the castle. The amazing fortress, 216 meters up on top of a cliff, was built in only three years from 1711 to 1714 by the Venetians during their second occupation of the region. A year after the completion of the castle fortress it was captured by the Turks and remained under their control until 1822, when it was captured by the Greeks. From the top the three of us sat down and enjoyed an amazing view over the Greek landscape to the East, the tiny town of Nafplio to the North, and the majestic Argolic Gulf over the edge of the cliff to the West.

After exploring the castle walls which extend much farther than I originally expected, I don’t know how the Venetians built this massive structure in only three years, we descended the 925 stairs and said good-bye to Liz, deciding to use the rest of the morning to go for a swim in the sea off the gorgeous beach that was tucked into the bay just below the castle. The beach was immaculate, excluding the toilets, and instead of a fine sand or broken sea shell’s it was made of thousands of medium sized rocks. The water could have been a little bit warmer but the scenery was beautiful, the company superb, and the weather was amazingly hot for it being November fucking 16th. After treading all the way out to the fishing buoy’s we air dried ourselves underneath the hot winter sun and grabbed our stuff from the hotel. After inhaling half a gyro while walking through the town we hopped on the bus back to Athens.

We got into the city and jumped off when we saw a metro stop, which we easily used to navigate our way back to the stop right down the street from our hostel. We grabbed dinner at the same place as when we were previously here, To Kati Allo and the guy was really happy to see that we had returned, greeting us with a smile and serving us a free pastry dessert after we had finished our meal.

The next morning we took the metro to the main train station and waited around for our two o’clock train destined for Kalambaka. About halfway between Athens and Kalambaka we experienced something that could only happen in Europe, the train took a smoke break. The conductor came over the train’s speakers and announced, in Greek, that we would now be stopping in the middle of the woods for a ten minute smoke break, which effectively emptied the entire train. Luckily this really nice Greek lady told me what was going on beforehand because otherwise I would’ve been pretty damn confused watching all of the train’s inhabitant’s jump off in the middle of the dark forest and huddle around smoking cigarettes. ‘Did the train just die? Is this the train stop for picking up werewolves? Are we burying a dead body? Why are we stopping in the middle of the fucking forbidden forest?’ are some of the thoughts I presume would’ve gone through my mind.

Our train eventually rolled into Kalambaka at about 7 PM and we hired a taxi to take us up through the town to our pension right at the base of meteora, which is the name given to a geological phenomenon towering over the town of Kalambaka. Meteora, which translates to ‘suspended in air,’ is a group of sandstone pillars that jut out of the ground like a city of stone skyscrapers, reaching heights off seven hundred meters; and resting upon six of these stone giants is an ancient monastery.  Once we arrived to the pension you could make out the line on the cabs passenger side window where my nose had slowly risen up and up as I followed the light beams illuminating what I could only assume was the entrance to heaven.

        After calming down from the giddiness that seeing meteora had caused I found a couple hours of sleep before waking up with more energy than I knew what to do with. We enjoyed a great breakfast provided by the pensions incredibly friendly and generous owner before starting a day that reminded me of the one spent visiting the mystifying Cliffs of Moher in Ireland. Although we could have taken a taxi up to meteora that would have driven us around to all of the monasteries for forty euros, we opted for the hypnotizing hike up the valley between two five hundred meter tall sandstone pillars that were slicing through the clouds like a knife through a piece of cardboard. Even though our feet despised us for the torment that we put them through that day, we made the right choice. Notching about fifteen more kilometers of wear and tear into our tennies, half of which was on steep hilly terrain, was worth it a time in a half for the views that we enjoyed while standing in the sky.

After spilling out of the top of the valley I finally understood the full extent for the reason behind the name meteora, it literally looked like the entire area was suspended in mid-air. The mist of the morning was wrapped around the sandstone pillar towering over us like the clothes on a Russian toddler during a fall afternoon, leaving the monastery to float atop the clouds like the Russian child’s face floats atop his seven layers of clothing. It was so mystifying that half of me expected James Bond to jump out of a window and parachute down to Kalmbaka leaving the Monastery and the evil scientist inside to explode above him, while the other half expected Lysa Arryn to drop out of a Moon Door and plummet to her death.

After overcoming the urge to sit down and gaze up at the Holy Trinity Monastery for the rest of my life, we climbed the dramatic stairway wrapping up and around the five hundred meter tall sandstone pillar until we summited the rock and found ourselves amidst the fog on the front steps of the monastery. We went inside and discovered what looked like a home with dozens of doors that lead to what I can only assume would be living quarters. Being allowed to peek inside one of the rooms the space was about as large as a full size mattress and the ceiling was as tall as I was, which seems extremely small but what does a monk need to do with a bunch of space anyways. Of course there was a church inside the monastery as well, whose tiny space was crammed full of beautiful ceiling paintings and an iconostasis. After walking down the main, and only, hallway of the monastery we popped out on the other side and found ourselves on the edge of a sheer cliff peering down on the miniature town of Kalambaka. It was amazing!

The next monastery we went to was the St. Stephen Nunnery, where nuns continue to inhabit its walls six hundred meters off the ground. It was here that I experienced for the first time a church whose walls and ceiling were entirely covered with paintings depicting the martyrs of the bible. As we found this in the following four monasteries as well, I assume that it must have been a common practice in the area, however I can’t understand why. The martyr depictions pretty much boil down to paintings of every possible way a man could die two thousand years ago. You could be skinned alive, crucified upside down, shot full of arrows, burned alive, attacked with grappling hooks, continuously stabbed with a spear, eaten by a lion, beheaded by a sword, stoned, beheaded with a saw, eaten by crocodiles, beaten to death, etc. etc. It was overwhelmingly brutal and vicious but when you stepped back and looked at the church’s innards without isolating a single painting to analyze I found that the overall appearance of the church was quite beautiful. And once I spotted the iconostasis sprouting up at the end of church I was effectively distracted from looking at the brutal paintings, it was made completely of hand worked wood with exquisitely intricate designs and detail. The pillars holding up the iconostasis didn’t stand straight but instead wound up themselves in a dazzling display of animals, women, and flowers. Once again, the view was amazing!

After St. Stephen’s we had a long walk ahead of us to get all the way over to the Roussanou Nunnery, but it was totally worth it. Here the church was right in the middle of the valley, perched up with two monasteries to its left and two to its right, offering mind boggling views of the other monasteries. Here I learned about the talanton which is a wooden plank that the monks would smack with a wooden club in order to announce that it was time to gather for church service. It was described to me that just as Noah hit a piece of wood to announce that it was time for the animals to get on the Ark to be saved from the flood, the talanton announces that it’s time to get into the ‘Holy Ark,’ the church, to be saved from the cataclysm of sin.

Continuing to the right of Roussanou we came upon the Varlaam monastery. This monastery achieved the most dramatic location with the southern side of the building creating a smooth continuation into the side of a six hundred meter tall cliff. As all the other monasteries it included an open deck with a rope and a net. Back before the monasteries had stairs the monks would reach the monastery by getting inside a net and allowing themselves to be hauled hundreds of feet up to the monastery by his fellow monks. But the worst part is that they didn’t replace the nets/ropes with new ones until god willed them to break. I didn’t have a huge problem with this, I mean why change something if it’s not broken, but wouldn’t stairs be the first thing that you built. How did you get all of the materials up there to build this deck with the rope and net operation? And however they managed to do this, how much easier would it have been with some stairs? That’s just my two cents, it seems a bit illogical.

The last monastery that we visited was the biggest and the highest, the Great Meteora Monastery. This one was indeed large, containing a library, a church, a hospital, a wine cellar, an ossuary, and several classrooms; all situated on multiple levels. The fact that this huge structure was meticulously resting six hundred and fifty meters in the air on the top tip of a rock was mind blowing. The Great Meteora Monastery was the first of twenty monasteries to be built atop the rocks, constructed in 1372. In the 9th century a group of ascetic monks inhabited the hollows and cut outs scattered among the giant cliff faces, which they continued to occupy until in the 11th century they finally realized that living in small rock fissures hundreds of feet in the air was idiotic. How they reached these small ledges chipped out of the side of the rock edges, which reminded Margot and me of Sky Cells from GOT, I have no idea, but it has to be one of the most inconvenient housing locations in human history. After the hermit monks moved out of their cliff caves the area became immensely popular among Greek Orthodox monks due to its isolation from any political upheavals or instability. In the 14th century Athanasios Koinovitis lead a group of monks to Meteora and, as the story goes, after he was lifted by an eagle to the top of Broad Rock he began construction on the Great Meteora Monastery atop it. The only way up to the otherwise inaccessible monastery was via a rope ladder, which the monks would draw up whenever they felt threatened. Since its first inhabitant the remote location of Meteora has become a constant place of refuge for the persecuted people of the area. During the Byzantine era and Ottoman rule the Greeks used Meteora as a sanctuary and during WWII the Germans and Italians bombed and looted the area due to an intuition that the area was hiding war criminals. Thus the twenty monasteries became six, only two of which are still inhabited and each of those is occupied by less than ten monks.

After the Great Meteora Monastery the exciting part of the day was over but the fun was just getting started. This whole time we had been walking farther and farther away from our hostel and ended up spilling out of the rock pillars in a completely different town, called Kastraki. We found this town to be much smaller than Kalambaka and very much engrained in the idea of an off season being, well, off. The streets were empty and the hotels and restaurants lining the streets where all dark inside; it was fucking eerie. After walking out of Kastraki and reaching the city limits of Kalambaka we finally found an open restaurant and since we hadn’t had any food since breakfast that morning, we were literally beginning to starve. We savored over some chicken and pork  dishes while this family set up for a baby shower that was about to take over the restaurant. The lady who was organizing it generously gave Margot and me each a pink cupcake before we left them to their baby shower. We finally finished the trek back to our hostel at around 8 o’clock and refused to go back into town, barely mustering up enough strength to stand up and use our legs to walk to the bathroom.

On Monday November 19th I woke up and discovered this beautiful note from my travel buddy informing me that I was now twenty two years old and that we were going to somehow find a way to celebrate during our epic voyage from Kalambaka in central Greece all the way to Rome. First we stocked up on food given to us by the pension owner and walked down to the bus station at around eleven AM. The next bus wasn’t until three so I spent my time wandering around the city before our bus finally arrived forty minutes late. As we began to approach the bus we immediately began to understand why the bus was so late, it was packed full of stupid people. The undercarriage was so full that the bus driver had to open up another section containing the bus’s engine and placed my bag in there. As I was dealing with my bag Margot was busy kicking some people out of our seats, which started a chain reaction felt by the entire bus. Since nobody was in their right seats to begin with, when the dead beats that were in our seats were forced to find their actual seats and kick out its occupants, those dead beats had to hunt down their actual seats and kick out its occupants. This process was repeated until everyone was eventually sitting in a new seat and an obviously frustrated guy in the second row said something in Greek to the bus driver, which I assume from the bus drivers reaction was something along the lines of, “Why the fuck aren’t we going anywhere?”

After the bus finally took off we were expecting to miss our bus connection in Ioannina and tried to spend the ride relaxing and catching up on some sleep before we had to deal with the hassle of finding a new way from Ioannina to Igoumenitsa in a couple hours. However, the ride was much too beautiful for me to fall asleep. Soon after leaving Kalambaka we were winding our way up a mountain side surrounded by a fog that eventually engulfed the bus like a fat kid does a candy bar. We were so far lost in the fog that all I was able to depict where two red lights resting amidst a sea of milk, leading our way up the mountain. Eventually we popped out of the fog and saw it drifting below us like the snowy midst that swirls barely hovering over the ground on the top of A-Basin. I was reminded even more of the Rocky Mountains as we began to enter tunnel upon tunnel, passing through the small Greek mountains. The strong fluorescent lights, the chilly air outside and the small mountain towns barely visible in the post sunset light all reminded me of driving up to the mountains with my college buddies on a Friday night.

We eventually got into Ioannina and to our pleasant surprise we found that the bus to Igoumenitsa didn’t leave for another ten minutes. I grabbed our bags from the busses engine compartment while Margot bought the tickets and we rendezvoused at the new bus, just barely making it in time. After regaining our normal breathing speed we enjoyed another two hour ride on the bus to the ferry port in Igoumenitsa. Here we got our ferry tickets to Bari, Italy, Margot bought me my birthday pizza dinner and we waited until our ferry finally arrived an hour late to pick us up.

 
Getting on the ferry boat at 1 AM we were beyond exhausted, but Margot stayed up for another hour to celebrate my birthday with me. While eating the delicious chocolate birthday cake that she had bought for me we sipped on some Johnny Walker Whiskey that was also a birthday present from Margot. Falling asleep fully clothed on the couch in the middle of the Ferries lounge I concluded that my twenty second birthday was indeed one I would never forget. After enjoying a great day celebrating my birthday with my best friend I was ready to set sail on another year of my life.

 

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Turkey/Cyprus (Eurotrip_2012)


On the evening of November 2nd, Margot and I arrived at the Istanbul Ataturk Airport and purchased our entry visas. After waiting in the strenuously long immigration line we had officially entered Turkish borders and were free to see the country. However, I had been so tired that morning in Bucharest that I had forgotten to download the map/name of our hotel onto my computer, which meant that we were forced to walk around the airport holding our electronic devices in the air, searching for a non-existent free Wi-Fi connection. Eventually we phoned a friend for some assistance and hired a taxi to take us to our hotel. Traveling by car through the streets of Istanbul is a daunting experience, however travelling in the backseat of a yellow car that says ‘Taksi’ on the side is equivalent to a death wish. If there’s a break of even two feet between the cars in the next lane over, the cab driver accelerates directly towards that peanut sized gap with the anticipation that those cars while make the necessary adjustments in order for him to fit nicely in between them. When you add in the factor that the streets are literally overflowing with cars (they’ll drive on curbs and sidewalks if they have to), we’re flying around round-a-bouts like Indy cars at the Indianapolis 500, and that having any kind of ‘rules of the road’ never seemed to occur to anyone in Istanbul, I was beginning to have a Final Destination 2 like premonition.  On the way to the hotel we actually saw the carnage that was the aftermath of a taxi cab who couldn’t fit into one of those peanut sized gaps, which prompted our taxi driver to stay in the same lane long enough to kiss the dashboard of his own taxi and rub it lovingly.

                It was so late by the time that we got to our hotel that we weren’t really in the mood to search the streets of Istanbul for a restaurant and instead opted to ask our hotel concierge, Onder, where a nice local place to get fast and cheap food was. He responded that, “Burger King is right around the corner.” Trying to ignore the wave of fatigue that was about to knock me out cold, we had to explain to Onder that American fast food was our arch nemesis for as long as we were in Europe and that we required some cheap and easy Turkish food. He liked the fact that we were young easy going Americans though and couldn’t help but continue to joke around with us. However, our slow and un-witty responses to his clever jokes left him considering the level of our stupidity and he actually told me that I was naïve for believing some of the things that he was saying. I acceptingly nodded my head, failing to muster up enough energy to explain to him that Margot and I had just arrived from the gates of hell, aka Bucharest, where they force you to spend your days trapped on super slow trains and revoke you of any sleeping opportunities during the night. Eventually we pulled some real directions out of him and marched up the ginormous hill, of which our hotel was at the bottom, to grab some doner at this little restaurant right across the street from the Grand Bazaar. We took the food back to our hotel room, popped open a bottle of the wine I had purchased in Valtice, and enjoyed a cozy dinner together watching a weird overly dramatic Russian TV show on how zodiac signs affect your sex life.

After succumbing to the dire need to catch up on some sleep we woke up late on Saturday morning, missing our free breakfast but not caring in the least. First thing on the days agenda was to check out the Grand Bazaar, which meant that we had to trudge back up the monstrous hill. The one thing that stuck out to me during this hike up the hill, which I hadn’t been able to truly appreciate the previous night, was how shopping immersive this city was. The entire hill was occupied by just four types of establishments; barber shops, food establishments, hotels, and stores. Stores, of course, made up about 90% of the available space and when there wasn’t enough room for another store they simply set up shop right on the sidewalk. Street vendors selling everything from sunglasses to tennis shoes lined the streets circling the oblivious tourists and shoving knock off Rolex watches in their faces. In addition, in between every store and behind every street vendor was at least one ATM, although often there was a row of four or more. Eventually we huffed our way up to the top of the hill and entered one of the many main entrances to the Grand Bazaar.  

It was a totally unique and memorable experience just to walk through the amazing complex and not buy a thing, but of course we eventually circled back and put on our bargaining shoes. The layout of the Bazaar seems like it was built one store shop at a time, with no thought as to the fact that there would probably be another shop built right next door just as soon as that one was completed. They just looked for an empty space anywhere they could find it and made a makeshift shack, filling it with Turkish goods. Leather jackets were hanging from the ceilings, chess sets were stacked ten feet high against the store walls, shirts covered every wall and store front, and underneath each of these towering walls of goods was a Turkish man with a friendly smile that wanted more than anything to give me a cup of apple tea and a seat inside his shop. It was from this position that he would proceed to try and sell me everything in sight, making deals and promises that he assured me would make his boss angry and his pockets empty. But none of it was with bad intention, he was trying to make a living and I was trying to buy a kick ass t-shirt for my little sister, we were both winning in the end. And on our course to this mutual victory we were able to enjoy the exciting and invigorating process of bargaining.

Walking into the Grand Bazaar I was anticipating the activity of bargaining with dread, certain that I would crumble early in the process and end up getting screwed over by these veteran salesmen. However, once I was called over to a store front by the diligent efforts of the owner, I came into my own and pleased myself with my performance. I talked a t-shirt vendor down to 40% of the asking price and Margot and I got some Turkish Delight, which is a delectable combination of honey, sugar, and flour that melts on your tongue, for 60% of what the man initially wanted. We walked out of the magical structure that is the Grand Bazaar with smiles on, navigating our way through the tents making up the perimeter of the Bazaar ignoring the wails of the salesmen taunting me to buy the lovely and beautiful lady next to me a jacket or a scarf. Once we had emerged from the tents we found ourselves amidst a swarm of food vendors and Turkish restaurants, ending up ordering ourselves some pita bread loaded with beef and cheese from one of them.

                With our bellies satisfied we ventured out to find the Blue Mosque, a quest for which we failed to accomplish. Eventually we stumbled upon a huge majestic mosque that had this gorgeous blue carpet covering the entire floor, which we naively concluded was the reason why this was called the Blue Mosque. Inside there was but fifteen people in total, half of which were Muslims using the mosque for prayer. The walls were a very clean and fresh looking white, there was a huge ancient looking lantern only ten feet off the floor in the center of the humongous room, and the Arabic names of Muhammad and Allah were painted in gold on huge black medallions hanging on either side of the niche. In accordance with the rules of the mosque we had to take our shoes off before we went inside and I found that just sitting on the comfy carpet in my socks admiring the beauty of the place was an incredibly relaxing experience. 

                After leaving the Nuruosmaniye Mosque we found ourselves at another entrance to the Grand Bazaar and decided to make another venture through the intoxicating maze of tents, shops and tea houses on our way back to the hotel. During this trip through the Bazaar, instead of the bargaining and purchasing of goods, we found our entertainment in the Turkish men that turned their wives into plinko chips trying to make their way to the bottom of the pin maze as they pulled them through the crowded and narrow hallways of the Bazaar ignoring all the people that they were dragging their significant others through.

After enjoying some down time at our hotel we asked Onder again if he could help us out with a restaurant choice. This time he knew just the right place and sent us in the direction of the actual Blue Mosque to eat at this classy traditional Turkish restaurant called Amedros. After devouring some Armenian pastries I enjoyed an Effe with my lamb and apricot dish, which I have deemed a spot in the top three dishes of the trip. And to top it off, while enjoying my Turkish coffee after dinner we got to see some fireworks. After dinner we decided to take a stroll down to see the Blue Mosque and Hagia Sophia lit up at night, which was an amazing sight. Standing in the middle of the Sultanahmet park all you need to do is swivel you’re head 180 degrees in order to change your sights from one gorgeous structure to the other, although while admiring one you can’t imagine taking your sights off of it to look at the other. After drinking in a view that was truly worth travelling halfway around the world to see, we walked back through the streets of Istanbul to our hotel, where Onder invited us to sit with him in the lounge area and enjoy some complimentary coffee while watching Real Madrid destroy Zaragoza. When we finally found our bed for the night I fell asleep recounting how wonderful of a day I had just enjoyed, coming to the conclusion that Istanbul was in fact just as awesome as everyone told me that it would be.

On Sunday morning we walked back over to the Blue Mosque and wandered through the Hippodrome of Constantinople, which was the location of a historical circus where a track held chariot races up to eight chariots wide from 200 A.D. all the way up until the 13th century.  This was also a venue where the common citizens could openly voice their opinions directly to the Emperor. The track was looted during the fourth crusade in 1204 and four gilded horses were stolen and placed on St. Mark’s Basilica in Venice, where we would be in just three short weeks. After gazing up at the only remnants of the track, two huge obelisks and one that had been cut in half in the 17th century, we deciding to start the day by taking a nice morning stroll down along the sea shore. We ended up soaking in the sun’s bright rays reflecting off the water and basking in the cool ocean breeze for half of the day as we walked all the way around the Blue Mosque, Hagia Sophia, and the Topkapi Sarayi Palace. After arriving from the cold and unappealing landscape of Bucharest we found the beauty of the Sea of Marmara and the tropical tress that lined its shores to be too beautiful to not spend the morning enjoying. After finally making our way back up to the top of the hill we discovered that dumbasses who wear shorts to a mosque are refused entry, so the Blue Mosque would have to wait till another day. Instead we went to Hagia Sophia, which was an overwhelming experience.

As we walked into the Hagia Sophia, which was the third religious structure to be built on the site when it was completed in the 6th century in order to replace the previous church which fell victim to fire, the first thing that I noticed were the dozens of ancient chandeliers dangling from the sky high roof top. The beautiful chandeliers seemed to be everywhere and even though the ceiling was probably fifty meters high the chandeliers hung just ten feet off the ground. After eavesdropping on an English tour group I discovered the somewhat obvious reason for the low bearing chandeliers, back when candles were used to light the building the closer you were to the candles the more effective they were and humans tend to stay pretty close to the ground. After switching my gaze from the chandeliers to the ceiling I noticed the humongous medallions that were lining the tops of the ceilings, which they claimed were the largest medallions in the entire Islamic world. Each medallion had a name on it but I could only understand two of them, the one that looks like the letter ‘w’ written in cursive means Allah and the one that looks like a running stick figure is Muhammad.  After admiring the medallions my eyes drooled over the beautiful mosaics, which I learned from my audio guide were all plastered over by the Ottoman’s when they conquered Turkey in the 15th century and turned the church into a mosque. Since the majority of the mosaics were depicting religious scenes that conflicted with the Quran it made sense that they would be covered but it was sad to see that so many beautiful pieces of art had to be covered and harmed in such a manner.

Since the Hagia Sophia was initially built to be an Eastern Orthodox Church, the architects neglected to design the building to have one wall facing in the direction of Mecca, which became a problem for the Ottoman conqueror Fatih Sultan Mehmed when he tried to convert the building into a mosque in 1453. It is said that the first time he arrived to the Hagia Sophia for prayer he suddenly realized that the building was not facing in the direction of Mecca and thus he could not perform his Friday prayer. Just at that moment Deus Ex Machina, a god that solves seemingly unsolvable problems, appeared to remedy the problem at hand. However, upon realizing that he was being witnessed he instinctively hid inside of a column in a corner of the building and remains there to this day, granting wishes to the people that stick their thumbs inside the column and rotate their hands a full 360 degrees. After Margot and I each took turns at the Wishing Column I continued wandering around the tremendous grand hall of the mosque and began to learn about the prayer process. I discovered that every mosque has a minaret where the Muezzin decides what time to begin prayer and is also where he performs the adhan from, which is the first call to prayer that goes out to the entire city. We were lucky enough to hear the adhan via the insanely far reaching load speakers set up on the Mosques at all hours of the day and night during our stay in Turkey, most notably at 3 fucking AM. Each Mosque also has a müezzin mahfili, which is where the Muezzin relocates to after the adhan and performs the iqama, which simply informs everyone already in the mosque to stand up and begin the prayer. The müezzin mahfili and is usually right in front of the min bar, which is where the imam stands to give the actual prayer. The process seems so complicated because the times for their five daily prayers don’t occur at a set time but are determined by the position of the sun in the sky, which means that they change every day and therefore someone has to be watching the sun and inform the town when the sun is at the correct position for prayer.

After the Hagia Sophia we grabbed a late lunch, where I had a spicy kebab and Margot and I shared some free lavash bread that is puffed up to a size larger than my head, cheese pastry’s, and fried eggplant. After our meal the waiter gave us each a free Turkish Tea and Apple Tea, each of which was a first for me and absolutely delicious. After thanking our overly friendly waiter we came back to the hotel to rest up and ended up watching YouTube videos with Onder for an hour before heading back  out to grab some pita’s and kebabs. We brought the food back to our hotel and stayed up drinking the other bottle of Valtice wine and eating our Turkish cuisine before we hit the hay.

On November 5thwe finally enjoyed our hotel’s free breakfast, which was on the roof of our building where we had an incredible view out over the sea. After breakfast we walked over to the underground cistern, which was just creepy enough to be really cool and reminded me of a place where James Bond would find the bad guys evil lair. Apparently the cistern was built to supply those inside Hagia Sophia with a years’ supply of water if the Basilica was under attack, however in addition to the Hagia Sophia changing hands dozens of times over the course of its 1,500 years of existence, the use of the cistern was never required by any of its occupants. So as time passed so did the knowledge of the cistern until it was forgotten completely. Eventually the city became concerned with the fact that people in Istanbul were reported to be fishing from their basements and upon further investigation found the cistern. The cistern had been supplied by water from a forest 14 km away this entire time, but with zero upkeep it was full of mud and filth. So they cleaned it up, made some minor repairs, and opened it to the public. The cistern is a very simple structure with no detailed engravings, statues, or sculptures, but the expansive depth of the cistern is what’s so intriguing. In fact, the only pieces of art in the entire cistern are a couple Medusa heads carved into the stone base of two of the support beams in the far back corner of the cistern. One of the goddess’s heads lay’s upside down while the other is sideways; I don’t know why they are there nor why the artist refused to put Medusa’s head right side up, but neither do the Turks. However, I found the myth behind Medusa to be interesting anyways, for it is said that Medusa used to be a young girl who was very proud of her black eyes, long hair, and beautiful body. Unfortunately for her she was in love with Perseus, son of Zeus, at the same time as the jealous goddess Athene was in love with him. Acting on her jealousy, Athene turned Medusa’s beautiful hair into horrible snakes and put a spell on her that resulted in everyone who looked at Medusa turning to stone. After Perseus saw this he beheaded Medusa and carried her decapitated head into all his battles. From that point on it is said that byzantine swords’ handles were decorated with Medusa’s head.

After emerging from the underground cistern we finally went to check out the inside of the famous Blue Mosque, which is actually called the Sultan Ahmed Mosque after the Sultan that ordered its creation in the 1500’s. The mosque was fully clad in beautiful tiles that spanned the entirety of the expansive ceilings and domes. There was a beautiful gold niche, which is how those of the Muslim faith know which way Mecca is, and as I stood there awing over it this English tour guide stepped right up next to me and started indulging his tour group on the history of the mosque, so I just stood there and got a free eavesdropping tour. I learned that back when they used candles to light the mosque every other candle holder didn’t wield a candle but instead held an ostrich egg. This was because the ostrich egg attracted the smoke and silt that the candles would disperse into the air, so instead of the Mosques beautiful ceiling tiles getting dirty the eggs would turn from white to black. Other benefits from the use of ostrich eggs in the Mosque was that the egg whites were used as cement for construction and the smell the eggs emitted onto the walls of the church, which are insignificant to the human nose, deterred insects. To this day the smell of the ostrich eggs is still embedded in the walls of the mosque, keeping the Blue Mosque completely free of bugs and insects even though they leave the doors wide open all day long. I also learned that it only took seven years to build the humongous structure and all this was in addition to learning a bunch of general knowledge about the Islam faith.

After visiting the Blue Mosque we decided to go grab some lunch but were sidetracked when some guy started making small talk with us on the street and then friendly insisted that we go check out his brother’s shop of silver and rugs. I grudgingly followed the guy to the shop, where Margot and I received a complementary cup of apple tea and then I had to tell the guy that I didn’t want to buy anything. His response to this blunt statement was to lay out fifteen carpets on the ground and ask me which design or size I liked the best. After I repeatedly told him that I didn’t want a rug he moved on to the tapestries and then to the wall rugs before he finally got my not so subtle hint. After this fiasco Margot and I grabbed lunch at this place called Adonin Café and I had some Güveç with an Effes.

After lunch we went back to the Grand Bazaar and fell under its overpowering spell. We ended up spending more than a couple hours bargaining our faces off and having a grand old time in the busy and exciting structure. Margot and I were so high on bargaining for Turkish goods that we just couldn’t stop ourselves from spending way too much money. On average we managed to talk the salesmen down to about 50% of the asking price, which I considered a great success and a decent justification for the amount of money that I spent. Even when I really didn’t want to buy anything and began to walk away they would stop me and cut the price in half, repeating this process until the price was so low that I finally just had to say, “Okay, yeah. I’ll take that t-shirt for five lira.”

After we finally forced ourselves to leave the Bazaar and stored our twenty bags of goods back at the hotel, we walked down to the ferry port and caught a ferry over to Harem, which is a division of the city of Istanbul that just happens to be in Asia. We were searching for a restaurant but failed miserably and after an hour in a half of literally walking in one huge circle we caught the ferry back over to Fatih, where we were much more familiar with our surroundings and found a neat restaurant down the street from Hagia Sophia that had hundreds of lanterns hanging from the ceiling. The entire time I had been in Istanbul I kept seeing really delicious sounding meat dishes ruined by the phrase, “smothered in yoghurt.” I couldn’t help but immediately conclude that I was disgusted with the Turks for doing such a thing to a beautiful piece of meat, but I decided that on my last day in Istanbul I might as well give it a try. As it turns out putting yoghurt on a good piece of meat is fucking delicious and that’s why the Turks do it, kudos to them. After a delightful dinner we strolled back to our hostel, I got destroyed in Chess on Margot’s new chess board (are you starting to see a trend with the results from these games she makes me play that require intelligence?) and then we got to bed.

Exhausted from walking around Istanbul, which is literally a town made completely of hills, we were glad that we didn’t have to catch our flight until 1 PM and could sleep in a little bit on Tuesday morning before returning to the Ataturk Airport to say good-bye to Istanbul. Since the entire country of Turkey is in the middle of a train line overhaul in which they’re installing thousands of miles of high speed train tracks we decided to buy a cheap flight instead of sitting on a bus for sixteen hours. However, the flight got a little bit more expensive when my dumbass forgot to read our departure time in military time instead of with the twelve hour time system and I accidentally booked us a flight for 1 AM instead of 1 PM. So when we arrived to the ticket counter at 11 AM to collect our tickets we were already ten hours late for our flight. After buying some new tickets and suffering through an awful lunch at our terminal’s only restaurant we finally boarded a plane headed for Adana in southern Turkey.

We got in and caught the shuttle bus from Adana to Mersin just as the sun was setting over the cities tropical palm trees, which was a beautiful and welcoming sight. Once we had arrived in Mersin we decided to just hail a taxi instead of wandering the streets trying to find our hotel and ended up sharing our taxi cab with a man and wife who were from Saudi Arabia and spoke relatively perfect English. The wife took up conversation with Margot and the husband turned his attention to me. He couldn’t have been nicer, telling me all about his profession and the places that it’s taken him over the years before asking me all about my studies and travels. After a fifteen minute taxi ride, thank god we didn’t try to walk, we said good-bye to our new Saudi Arabian friends and pulled up to our hotel.

Once we had checked into the hotel we wandered down the street in search of food, stumbling upon this cool place where nobody spoke a lick of English. We were immediately seated at a table but I unfortunately had no chair. Eventually they pulled a chair over for me and I told the waiter to just bring me whatever he personally liked, since I couldn’t read the menu, and he brought me out this delicious meal of doner. The only thing was that he only gave me a knife to eat my doner with. Pointing at Margot’s fork I asked our waiter to brink me one but he instead came back five minutes later with a coke-a-cola for Margot. I tried once more, this time receiving a dish of tomatoes and peppers, before succumbing to my fate and dug into the doner with my knife. After dinner we went back to our hotel and stayed up watching the presidential election, fading in and out of consciousness until finally waking up the next morning after everything was all counted and finalized.

After checking out of our hotel we asked the lady at reception how to use the bus system to get to Tassucu, which set off an awesome chain reaction that I like to call ‘Hand off the Americans.’ She told one of her fellow co-workers who walked us out to the street and waited fifteen minutes with us at the bus stop before handing us, along with some verbal directions, over to the bus driver of a Dolmus (kind of like the marshrutkas we took in Russia). The bus driver then took us to the Mersin bus station and handed us off to one of the Dolmus’ patrons, who walked us over and handed us off to the driver of the bus to Silifke. Here we had a good fifteen minutes of down time before the bus took off for Silifke and since we hadn’t had any breakfast and were about to skip lunch I decided to take advantage of the time and grab some food for Margot and I. Jumping down from the bus I went up to a stand where they usually make freshly squeezed orange juice and began to charade my way through the purchase of two un-squeezed oranges. Since nobody there spoke English I not only had trouble relating my desire to purchase two oranges, but my foreign voice also filled the ears of all the men in the vicinity, who thought like all men think, “I can do a better job of understanding that foreigner than he can.” So in came the brigade of Turkish Muslims, all trying to figure out what the hell I wanted from this orange juice merchant. And once they had collaborated and finally figured out that this weird foreign character wanted to buy two un-squeezed oranges they couldn’t understand why the hell anyone would want oranges that hadn’t been squeezed into juice. Eventually I got my oranges, technically receiving the second one for free even though the first one was probably way over-priced in the first place and returned to the bus to share my success with Margot. Then I set out on another adventure to buy a bag of chips. This time I was drastically over-charged by the man behind the booth after he figured out that I was an American. This being the day after the American election I guessed that politics were on his mind when he gave me a thumbs-down while saying, “Obama,” after he had asked me where I was from. Agreeing with the man, I said, “Yes, I agree that this is a very bad thing for my country.” But then he drew his finger across his throat while saying, “Bush,” which I didn’t quite know how to charade a response to that wouldn’t end up with him and all his friends treating me like he supposedly wanted to treat Bush. To make matters worse, his friend came over and compared my beard to the one that he was sporting, which effectively made me his mortal enemy. Starting to feel a little uncomfortable I was pleased when the bus driver started honking the horn for me to get on the bus so we could leave. The bus driver then drove us the hour in a half into Silifke, yelling the directions on how to deal with Margot and I out the window to the driver of the bus to Tasucu as he was driving off. This guy came out and ushered us into his little Dolmus, driving us into Tasucu and dropping us off right in front of the ferry booth. Immediately this guy ran out and ushered us into his shop where we printed out our pre-purchased tickets for our ferry ride. It was amazing how smoothly everything worked out even though we were the only people that we met the entire day who had more than an elementary knowledge of the English language.

Once we got into Tasucu and had printed our ferry tickets we went to Restaurant Dilek down the street and had a pleasant dinner while the sun set over the Mediterranean and we patiently waited to board our ferry. After a three hour long dinner we walked down the street and I spontaneously decided to follow a sign down an alleyway to a barber shop, which turned out to be quite the experience. The barber, who spoke zero English, immediately took a liking to me and started holding up his razor jokingly threatening to shave my beard off. Margot also finally figured out the sign that all of the Turks kept giving me whenever I tried to speak to them; because of my beard they assumed that I was a priest. After laughing at such a suggestion and limping through the explanation of how short I wanted my hair to be cut I finally just pointed at his short head of hair and then at mine, which seemed to do the trick even if it wasn’t the particular way I wanted my hair to look. Every once in a while he would suddenly wipe his hands off and act like we were all done and start walking away, then come back with the razor and head for my beard laughing hysterically. And after he finally finished cutting my hair he took the bowl of shaving cream and effectively transferred its entire contents onto my face (eyes, nose and mouth included) which he thought was hilarious and asked Margot to start taking pictures. After I finally agreed to do a beard trimming to make the guy happy, he asked his friend to come over and give me a massage. For the next fifteen minutes I received a face, scalp, shoulder, back, arm and hand massage. Then my barber turned massage therapist switched professions again and became a chiropractor, popping all my fingers, thumbs, wrists, elbows, and shoulders. It was definitely an experience to remember and I couldn’t be happier that I ventured down that alleyway to see how much a haircut would cost, which was less than $10 by the way.

After my haircut transformed me from a priest/homeless person into a handsome/beautiful man we visited an internet café until hopping on the bus that took us to our ferry port at about 10 PM. Once we got to the ferry port we had to stand there twiddling our thumbs for an hour before the twenty or so of us that were traveling on the ferry could go through security and get our passports stamped. We did meet a forty something year old man named Tim from Michigan while waiting to get on our boat though and befriended him for some company during our night of sea travel. After getting on the ferry at about 11:30 PM I pulled out a deck of cards and we started playing Shed and Uno until 3 AM when Margot and Tim decided to grab some rest. After working on this very blog for another hour it was now 4 AM and I glanced out the window to see that the view of the Tasucu dock still hadn’t gone anywhere. We hadn’t sailed an inch in the past five hours and didn’t finally set sail for Cyprus until 4:15 in the morning, don’t ask me why.

On November 8th we sailed into the Girne harbor in Northern Cyprus at around 10 AM and shared a taxi with Tim into town before taking the taxi to the Hotel Ship Inn. With our things safely stored in our room we took a walk down to the harbor and had a nice lunch next to the water. We each enjoyed a Brandy Sour which was a local specialty and I had some fresh fish. After finishing my fish fillet we wandered along the shores of the sea and up into the Kyrenia Castle. There we explored the castle walls, enjoying its great view of the sea and the mountains sprouting up all along the south side of the city. After checking out the castle we took a taxi up to the old Bellapais Monastery, which was really old and unique. After visiting the monastery we took a taxi back to our hotel, enjoyed one too many brandy sours during dinner and stumbled up to our room where we passed out.

The next day we hired a driver to take us from North Cyprus (Girne) to South Cyprus (Larnaca). The entire country of Cyprus used to be a British colony, which is why they drive on the left side of the road, but the country gained its independence in 1960. However, after failing to produce a constitution the country, which is inhabited mostly by Greek and Turkish immigrants, fell under the control of a mostly Greek Cypriot army. The Greek Cypriots eventually looked to create a union between Greece and Cyprus, which would in essence eliminate any power the Turkish Cypriots were still clinging to. So in July of 1974, Turkey invaded the country and took control of 30% of the country before Greece even knew what happened. Their advance was immediately halted once the Greeks took notice of their presence and NATO’s presence was summoned in order to establish some order. Once the dust had all settled the country was divided into two; North Cyprus was and is still controlled by the Turks while South Cyprus is controlled by the Greeks, leaving the border in the middle to be considered as a UN buffer zone. In August of the same year after a cease fire had already been established Turkey engaged in a second operation, claiming the ancient sea port of Varosha. During the occupation the Greek Cypriots up and abandoned their homes and the sky high hotels that once served as temporary rooms for the Hollywood actors that frequently vacationed in the beautiful town of Varosha. Mindful of the UN resolutions barring resettlement the Turks fenced off the six km2 area in barb wire fence and it’s remained uninhabited ever since. The abandoned ghost town hasn’t been touched in 38 years and although Margot and I didn’t get a chance to visit it we heard that it was just as creepy as it sounds. The city is a major bargaining point in the talks between Northern and Southern Cyprus but the two sides have never managed to come to an agreement. To make matters worse, Turkey is the only country in the world to recognize Northern Cyprus as a separate state from Southern Cyprus and in August Cyprus became the EU’s six month rotating President. This prompted Northern Cyprus to stubbornly deny any further talks with Southern Cyprus until after the presidential term in January of 2013, which means the stalemate will become even staler. All of this meant one thing, that in order for Margot and I to travel from North Cyprus to South Cyprus we actually had to go through border control.

Once in Larnaca we went on a walk to grab some food and randomly bumped into Tim. After chatting with him for a bit we got some panini's and crepes before heading up to the apartment that we were renting out, where we waited for our friend Waeli’s arrival from France. Waeli got in at around 9 PM and Margot had an interview via Skype at 10 PM. So we set her up at the hotel down the street, since our place had no Wi-Fi, and Waeli and I took a stroll along the beach shore gazing up at the lightning storm flashing over the sea. It was really nice to be hanging out with Waeli again after not seeing her for three in a half months and I enjoyed hearing about her time studying in Paris. After Margot was done with the interview we all met back up at the apartment where we discovered that I had locked us all out. So we called up Andreas, the man we were renting the apartment from, and thankfully he was close enough to run over and let us in. Once we got inside the apartment we proceeded to drink a couple bottles of Cypriot wine while trading stories and catching up with one another.

On Saturday morning we headed to the beach for some brunch, finding our food at a place called Hobo’s right across from the sea shore. Waeli and Margot split a meat platter while I had a Hobo’s breakfast and we each had a tropical beverage to enjoy our meal with. After our two hour long meal we decided to take a walk along the beach, which I halted for half an hour so that I could finally go swimming in the sea.

After I got out and used the cool ocean breeze to air dry myself, we continued our stroll along the beach before catching a taxi up to see the Hilla Tekke Mosque, which is where Muhammad’s wet nurse fell off a camel and died in 648 AD while she was traveling through Cyprus. When she died they decided to build this mosque on the spot of her death with her body entombed inside. After walking in to the mosque I sat down along the wall in order to relax and take in the mosques ancient decorations and quiet atmosphere. However, while the imam walked past he started a very interesting conversation with me. “Hello, where are you from?” “America.” “Oh, that is great. And do you know why this place is special?” I had heard that Muhammad’s Aunt had died here so I said that, “yes, I know that it’s special.” “Okay, okay. You know then. You know,” he said as he turned away from me. But then as he was walking away he said over his shoulder, “So you know that this is the most sacred place in all of Cyprus.” “Really?” I replied. Stopping in his tracks he looked at me and shook his head, “You know nothing my friend, nothing.” Standing up now I asked him to, “Please tell me then.” “This place is sacred because it is the burial place of a very special milk-woman. She could cure the ailments of the townsfolk with only her presence. When she died they buried her here and found that when they were in the presence of her tomb they could still feel her powers and blessings. Please go into the back room where she is buried and you will instantly feel her blessings. After standing in there and letting them soak into you I want you to go home to America and hand out the blessings to all of your friends and family. Now may I ask if these are your wives?”  “No, neither of them. I’m not married.” Shocked he looked at me with disapproving eyes and said, “That is a shame to hear my friend, a shame. Because this means that you are only half a man.” “….ah huh.” “I’ve done thirty or forty marriages right here in this mosque.” Trying to steer him away from the hint that he was trying to drop I simply relied, “Wow, that’s really great. Congratulations.” Eventually he moved on and told me that he was going to give me a blessing, bowed his head and gave started talking in Arabic while his assistant pulled all of the good blessings down from the sky. Then he wished me good luck and walked off.

After I received all of my good blessings from the milk-woman’s tomb, which I’ll be handing out to all of you as your Christmas presents, we walked around exploring the complex. Then our taxi driver, Demetris, drove us around the Larnaka Tuz Gölü lake, which the mosque was on the shore of, in search of flamingos and a good picture of the amazing sunset. We ended up successfully spotting some flamingos off in the distance and watched the incredible sunset that turned the entire sky pink. We had Demetris drop us off at The Church of Ayios Lazaros, where part of Saint Lazarus is supposedly buried. Saint Lazarus played a major role in the gospel, being one of the seven signs that Jesus displayed to portray his divine authority. After fleeing from Judea due to rumored plots on his life he wound up in Cyprus where he was killed and then raised from the dead by Jesus four years after taking his last breath, showing Jesus’ power over the last and most irresistible enemy of humanity, death. He survived another thirty years living in Cyprus before he died for the second and final time. We walked in during the middle of a wedding preparation but still managed to check out the incredible Greek Orthodox iconostasis and Lazarus’ stone tomb before leaving.

After this we grabbed some bottles of wine and ouzo and went back to the place to drink them. After several bottles we went out and grabbed dinner on the roof top terrace of Taratsa Tavern and then went back to our apartment to drink the rest of the wine before passing out. It was so amazing to have Waeli visit us in Cyprus, even if it was just for a day in a half, and made me realize just how much I miss all of my friends and family back home. On Sunday the 11th we woke up early to say good-bye to Waeli as she left for the airport and then hung around the apartment doing blog work until setting out for the airport ourselves. The security took maybe five minutes to go through, a personal record, and soon enough we were in the air flying towards Greece.